Shipping policy

We offer free shipping on orders over $75 — because your cat already expects premium service, and frankly, so do we.

Order Processing

Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days after your order is placed.

Processing times may vary during peak periods, especially when the tiny tyrants of the world demand more shirts than usual.

Shipping & Delivery

Once your order has shipped, delivery typically takes 4-8 business days, depending on your location and the shipping method selected at checkout.

We do our best to get your order moving quickly, because waiting patiently is more of a dog thing.

Order Updates

Tracking information will be provided once your order has shipped, so you can follow your package’s journey all the way to your doorstep — where your cat will immediately judge the box.

Secure Checkout

All payments are processed through a secure and encrypted checkout system, because protecting your information is important. Even the cat agrees, and the cat agrees with almost nothing.

Please note that delivery times are estimates and may be impacted by carrier delays, weather conditions, or other factors outside our control. In other words, we can manage the shirts — but sadly, not the entire universe.